Quotes by John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
- John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
- John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
- John Barrymore
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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
- John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
- John Barrymore
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
- John Barrymore
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
- John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
- John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
- John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
- John Barrymore
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
- John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
- John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
- John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
- John Barrymore
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
- John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
- John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
- John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
- John Barrymore
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
- John Barrymore

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