Quotes by Jimmy Durante

I hate music, especially when it's played.
- Jimmy Durante
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- Jimmy Durante
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
- Jimmy Durante
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Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
- Jimmy Durante
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Jimmy Durante
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
- Jimmy Durante
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